Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Reggie can tackle my bush.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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