thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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