Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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