your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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