I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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