He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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