I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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