I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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