I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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