I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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