help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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