Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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