You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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