I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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