I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The police scanner is talking about you again....
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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