All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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