Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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