At least make sure they are 18
Why
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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