he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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