i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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