everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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