I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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