You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
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i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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