what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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