Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i came on her dog
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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