Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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