So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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