Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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