idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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