fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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