Dual....:-)
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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