Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades