Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.