Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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