Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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