But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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