What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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