Your tits are I can't wait for
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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