I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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