one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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