Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i dont even know how to be here
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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