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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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