He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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