is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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