i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So much Jack, so little girl.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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