its not stalking. its research.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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