She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
