distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Found the puke drawer
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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