the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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