Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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