People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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