dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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