it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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