I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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