Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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