forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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