omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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