i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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