We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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